(via Turkey’s Revenge: I Bought a Bone Turkey for…

(via Turkey’s Revenge: I Bought a Bone Turkey for Thanksgiving)

After the blessing, I ceremoniously stood as the “man” of the house to proudly carve the bird. It was one of life’s great moments. But the knife didn’t slice off tender breast meat. IT HIT BONE!

I poked the blade around. The whole damn turkey was bone.  I had purchased a bone turkey! If not for the drumsticks and wings, it would have been vegetarian Thanksgiving.

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